More incredibly accurate office notes via my voice recognition software!
1. I’ve instructed her that she needs a new parous uterus as the one that she has is quite worn out.
I assure you, I’ve never told anyone that she needs a new uterus because her old one is worn out, just because it’s been used a couple of times. (What I actually said was that she needs a new pair of shoes.)
2. His visiting nurse called on Friday with concerns that he was gaining weight and that he had two falls, one backwards into a set of orders for amiodarone down the stairs.
This was just really weird, and I don’t know if it was a Dragon thing or a Microsoft thing. At any rate, there were just no spaces between any words.
Even Dragon knows that doctors are always thinking about playing golf!
Months! Not lungs!
Urination, UNH…po-tay-to, po-tah-toe.
That’s…an interesting way to choose a new doctor.
Coronary Artery Bypass Grafting (CABG)…not the vegetable.
9. He tells me that this year he really changed his diet and is now eating a pale yellow diet.
I guess that Dragon is not up on the latest paleo diet craze.
I believe he got his supply at the health food store, not scabies. If it was scabies, he really ought to re-think his shopping choices.